Saturday, September 26, 2009

down to my fighting weight

Because of several factors during my cancer treatment (steroids, inactivity, friends feeding me) I gained almost 50 lbs. I was up to 258 ibs. As of this morning I am 218 and I feel great. Had some girl refuse to believe that i am in my forties. I love astigmatism.

Today I get to see my daughter for the first time in a couple months. Talked to my sister Sherry for a long time on the phone last night. That should send ripples through the family - since I am estranged from my other sister and my brother (although he doesn't know it.


this is me and my elder Gillan at Central


I'm on Twitter now. It's pretty cool, and hooked up to my www.myspace.com/funny4money  page. Work on the music video continues.

And the sun just broke through the clouds.
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Friday, September 25, 2009

another friday night

After a flurry of activity online, things are finally settling down. Must admit it felt pretty cool exchanging emails back and forth with Perez Hilton. Apparently he's in Denver right now. Meanwhile I'm at home working on my new show "Never Be Done" and storyboarding my music video for "Marla's Eyes."
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famous friends


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the prayers of the people.


Here's my latest prayer at Central.
facebook/richardglenlettThe Prayers of the People. Sept 13. 2009
by Richard Glen Lett

Let us pray.

Heavenly Father.  We gather today, a community of your people, to offer our thanks for your eternal Wisdom, Knowledge and Grace, and to ask forgiveness for our hurtful words, our refusal of your guidance and for our selfish doubt.

Lord you have given us our beautiful little church from which great love and service comes. Thank you for the sun that shines into our sanctuary through our stained glass cross, it's light gracing the faces of these good people of Central, Galillee and Christ Alive. Let your light shine through us too, and bless all of our work in your name.

Thank you Lord for the blessing of children, and guide their parents to show patience beyond patience, humour in the face of family troubles, and knowledge of the glory of each moment of their lives. Thank you for Samuel, the youngest congregation to help out with the booth at Davie Days yesterday, by being strong and patient with his parents Suni and whatshisname, (y'know - Samuel's dad...)
 
Lord we humbly thank you for the gentle guidance of our pastor, Reverend Jim. Thank you for his strength and tireless effort to spread your love across this city, and to the farthest places in your world. We are grateful for his work within the Presbyterian Church of Canada, his studies at University, his world travels, his intelligent sermons,and most importantly, his computer skills. Each of us at Central knows that, whether it be matters of the heart or matters of computer technology, we have a great counsellor in your servent Reverand Jim. Please continue to bless him with health and vigour to guide us.

Thank you Lord, for Gilmore and the choir, who sing our hearts to you each Sunday, for Kathleen and her flute and exuberant newsletter, and for Sandra, whose diligence and attention keeps us all on our toes. Thank you for her kindness and understanding of me, Lord, as she never fails to care about me or our church. Please bless her commitment to Central.

Despite fear of being heckled during the "Prayers of the People" I would like to thank you for Gillan Jackson. This church would not be Central without him. And being Central is very special. I would like to personally thank you Lord with blessing me with such a good man to be my friend and elder, and for leading me to this pulpit that I too may bring my talent to your Glory.

Bless our session Lord, as they tackle the thankless but crucial job of handling Central's business affairs and guide them so they may know your mind in these matters. 
 
We pray for Laurie and Margaret, and ask you to guide there physicians to the best of their abilities so they may enjoy speedy recovery.

Each day Lord, you teach us to love our neighbour, and each day Lord, we ignore your counsel. Our tongues flash with judgement, spite and hate. We hurt people with careless names and words, tossed like embers into a dry forest of your people, sending flames through the hearts of those, who like us, struggle to accept your forgiveness. We say we seek honour and truth and yet we are selfish and greedy. We cling to your gifts as our own, and refuse your wisdom and your sacrifice. We, like your beloved Peter, rebuke you for this world, setting our mind on human things, and not divine one's. Please forgive us Lord as you hear now, our silent Prayers.

The Son of Man, so near to his own sacrifice, left us these words that I am blessed to read. "Get behind me,Satan! Those who cling to their lives shall lose them, but those that lose their lives for the gospel's sake, will save it. For what shall it profit a man, to gain the whole world - but forfeit his life?”
God in Heaven, teach us again, your Love. Teach us again to guide our tongues to speak your praises, and not words that stain the whole body. Teach us again to give our lives away, that we may live eternally to worship you. Lord, never stop teaching us. Thank You for Your Grace to forgive us our failings - and love us in spite of them. In Jesus' Name. Amen

okay i love magpie too.



I have also been in love with Magpie Ullyses (aka Emily Campbell) from the moment I saw her perform. Literally from the tips of her toes she spewed forth a James Joyce like turn on everything that matters (ie sex drugs and rocknroll)

Since then I have met Emily (who is actually very sweet in a tomboy in gumboots  way) .  I do find her sexy, but I am afraid that it would lead to BDSM which is fine except I prefer to TOP.





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Richard Glen Lett's Life According to Blog: making perezhilton as a nobody

Richard Glen Lett's Life According to Blog: making perezhilton as a nobody

watching woody allen with Marla


okay - i've decided to blog again. since the Prez Hilton link, my blog is now being read a by a few thousand more readers, so I should best write something. My loyal readers habe been regaled with scorchingly and perhaps embarassingly honest entries about affairs and cancer and so on, but I think I will try to be a little more discreet, or not.

Things that are true and I shouldn't put online.

I am in love with Marla, and have been for a couple years now, Not sure what to do about this. She lives in my building and we have spent many hours watching movies and going for coffee and out to see one of my shows. And I have enjoyed every minute of it. So why haven't I pushed it to the next level. Because I'm scared to lose what I have. Justified - you tell me.

We watched "Cassandra's Dream" and "Crimes and Misdemeaners" the former being Woody's latest, and the latter from 1989. Very similar films, both stacked with world class actors, stylishly dressed and shot, playing character's all lying their faces off. Marla said they didn't ask the right question. God she's pretty. What did she say again...

Thursday, September 24, 2009

making perezhilton as a nobody


while googling Andy Dick I found www.PerezHilton.com so I sent PH a link to my blog and he went with the story and linked to my blog in it. Readership of my blog is now through the roof.
maybe I should start gossip blogging too.

Headline's that will keep fact checkers stumped for seconds:

OBAMA THINKS ORAL SEX IS NASTY

BRENT BUTT HELPS OUT FRIENDS

KEVIN FOXX REPAYS DEBTS

STEPHAN HARPER SMOKES BONG WITH LIFE PARTNER MICHAEL PHELPS

BARD FRASER LIKES PUSSY AND HATES PUBLICITY

KEVIN FOXX WRITES NEW JOKES THAT AREN'T STANHOPE'S

DOUG STANHOPE GIVES A SHIT



I took a shot at Australians in it, and had some complaints - which didn't matter cause who can understand that slobbbering jibberish anyway,

My real life...











As hard as this is for some people to believe, the majority of my life is spent as man of faith. I have been a member of Central Presbyterian for twelve years (or so) and am excited now to have acquired the confidence of the session, to read the liturgies and compose and read the "Prayers of the People" at church.

I think the part I like best about this is the connection it allows me to people, either strong in their faith, or in conflict with it, and have something REAL to talk about. I find that sadly, BRUTALLY LACKING in the profession of Stand-Up Comedy. I have few friends in comedy, and I like to keep it that way. As Gillan (my elder) often says, "God tells us we must LOVE EVERYONE but - we don't have to like 'em!"
Here's some pictures of the people Jesus introduced me too.

Richard Glen Lett's Life According to Blog: Andy Dick Get's kicked out of Canada - finally!!

Richard Glen Lett's Life According to Blog: Andy Dick Get's kicked out of Canada - finally!!

Andy Dick Get's kicked out of Canada - finally!!


Last night at the Vancouver Comedy Festival it was announced onstage by Vancouver's hilarious Patrick Maliha that Andy Dick - who was to perform last night and for the rest of the week at the Vancouver International Comedy Festival, was held back at the border because he was wearing an ankle bracelet because he's under house arrest. Apparently Dick was surprised when he discovered that being under house arrest doesn't allow him to LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

This is one time when the cops should have used tasers or even deadly force. This guy has been riding off long ago work which mostly involved him being upstaged by Kid's in The Hall stars and SNL retreads. For the last decade or so, Dick has been coming up to Canada, spitting on our cities and our stages and leaving early. His turn in Edmonton was a fiasco, which he was paid in full for. If Dick is an example of anything its why to have a great manager. ICM continues to get this guy work, mostly (until now) in Canada. For some reason Canadians (or at least Canadian comedy producers) think any US TV credit merits our attention.

Well we won't have to waste our time on this guy for awhile, cause he's gone like an Aussie when the tab shows up.

Outa here!!