what a douchebag

Not surprisingly, my brother decided that the week before my big shows in Toronto, it's time to deal with MY problems. As you can see, his idea of love is different than, say, a human beings. How I got stuck with such a douchbag (to quote Shane Ogden) for a brother is beyond me. But, I have learned to handle these attcaks without allowing them to cause too much damage , and throw me off my game. Looks like another Christmas without them. More time for my real family. Not blood, but treat me like a real brother or sister would. Anyway, dear readers, as you know, I hold nothing back from you, so here's what I'm dealing with. Nice eh?