Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Meat Score Wins the Grand Prize





Stephanie Boyle aka Meat Score is the one of the coolest chicks I have met in my life. At 23, she speaks three languages, including Chinese, she has run to businesses touring all over the states, and was the boss on this show. She has been the Pizazz accountant for the last while becasue she is going to school In Kelowna, but agreed to do this show because they had five other shows that weekend across the country. Meat Score handled everything with humour, and professionalism.
Her nick name came from initially me calling her Heat Score, as every drive we took they're were cops, road-blocks etc. The nickname changed to Meat Score, as she wangled beef jerky and pepperoni and other meat products from the guys across the aisle from her. She also managed to get pretty much what ever help she wanted, from "The Curtain People" (as Adrian so diplomatically referred to the small army of locals guys hired to put up the dividing curtains in the curling rink where we set up) who seemed to be waiting for Steph to ask for something. Meat Score has a secret weapon which pretty much trumps everything - she has a perfect ass, and men will follow it anywhere...
The trade show was their 35th year, so there was a huge banquet, and of course, Meat Score won the grand door prize, a golf bag. She, of course, can get complete golf sets for nothing, so the prize meant little except that, we came, we saw, we won the golf bag, and we left. Keith, the big boss, has been putting shows in ft. St. John for years, and is very well-liked as we were treated with kindness and respect BECAUSE we were from PIZAZZ. The head of the show came over and gave us the left-ever wine, and told us to Thank Keith. We went back to the Cedar Lodge and drank it, preferring each others company to any others. My teammates were OUT THERE. I'm known as the baddest MOFO in Stand-up Comedy, and they had me speechless and blushing on many occasions. It's been one day, and I MISS THEM. What a gas we had!

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