Andy Dick Get's kicked out of Canada - finally!!

Last night at the Vancouver Comedy Festival it was announced onstage by Vancouver's hilarious Patrick Maliha that Andy Dick - who was to perform last night and for the rest of the week at the Vancouver International Comedy Festival, was held back at the border because he was wearing an ankle bracelet because he's under house arrest. Apparently Dick was surprised when he discovered that being under house arrest doesn't allow him to LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

This is one time when the cops should have used tasers or even deadly force. This guy has been riding off long ago work which mostly involved him being upstaged by Kid's in The Hall stars and SNL retreads. For the last decade or so, Dick has been coming up to Canada, spitting on our cities and our stages and leaving early. His turn in Edmonton was a fiasco, which he was paid in full for. If Dick is an example of anything its why to have a great manager. ICM continues to get this guy work, mostly (until now) in Canada. For some reason Canadians (or at least Canadian comedy producers) think any US TV credit merits our attention.

Well we won't have to waste our time on this guy for awhile, cause he's gone like an Aussie when the tab shows up.

Outa here!!